Man: You sit here, dear.
Wife: All right.
Man: Morning!
Waitress: Morning!
Man: Well, what've you got?
Waitress: Well, there's pictures of me and spam and pictures of my dog and spam and spam and spam
my mum told me to take photos in front of the christmas tree with my little brother
merry christmas!!!!!!!!!!!!
(Source: renloras)
It looks like he’s talking and filming himself.
Vlogging turtle.
Hey, I’m turtle, let me show you around my crib.
(Source: the-illusion-of-wonderland)





