Man: You sit here, dear.
Wife: All right.
Man: Morning!
Waitress: Morning!
Man: Well, what've you got?
Waitress: Well, there's pictures of me and spam and pictures of my dog and spam and spam and spam

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10knotes: This post has been featured on a 1000notes.com blog.

10knotes:

This post has been featured on a 1000notes.com blog.

(Source: ta-ble)

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(Source: bigbryan)

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May. '13

solos1s: artist

solos1s:

artist

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May. '13

(Source: cityoftownsville)

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May. '13

beeishappy: The Channel 4 News Team in NYC (5/18/2013)

beeishappy:

The Channel 4 News Team in NYC (5/18/2013)

image

(Source: stevecarelled)

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May. '13

teenytigress: SO THIS GUY IN MY ENGLISH IS DOING A PROJECT FOR BIO WHERE HE GETS A DUCKLING TO IMPRINT ON HIM SO HE JUST CARRIES IT AROUND WITH HIM TO ALL OF HIS CLASSES AND I SWEAR THIS DUCK IS THE MOST WELL BEHAVED FUCKING POULTRY IVE EVER SEEN IT JUST SITS ON HIS DESK QUIETLY AND SOMETIMES HE PUTS IT IN HIS POCKET AND IT JUST SLEEPS LIKE WOW YOU GO DUCKY

teenytigress:

SO THIS GUY IN MY ENGLISH IS DOING A PROJECT FOR BIO WHERE HE GETS A DUCKLING TO IMPRINT ON HIM SO HE JUST CARRIES IT AROUND WITH HIM TO ALL OF HIS CLASSES AND I SWEAR THIS DUCK IS THE MOST WELL BEHAVED FUCKING POULTRY IVE EVER SEEN IT JUST SITS ON HIS DESK QUIETLY AND SOMETIMES HE PUTS IT IN HIS POCKET AND IT JUST SLEEPS LIKE WOW YOU GO DUCKY

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May. '13

(Source: fyeahcolinandryan)

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(Source: carlosbaila)

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May. '13

sethymiles:

I like the look Nicki gives like “yup that bitch”

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May. '13

(Source: suck-my-bacon-flavoured-dick)

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May. '13

(Source: ghostofyouth)

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May. '13

cocconutpassion: (via TumbleOn)

cocconutpassion:

(via TumbleOn)

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May. '13

(Source: protokol)

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